The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Trip to spanish lookout
We are having a trip to Spanish Lookout on Thursday March 25th 2010. The Itinerary is as follows:
8:00 am Bus leaves SJC Campus - arrives at Spanish Lookout by tenish (hee-Hee)
10:00 – 11:00 drive around Spanish lookout and get the view of the place. Sightseeing.
11:00 -11:30 Quality Poultry – Gather information
11.:30 -1:30 Pizza house LUNCH oh Yea!!
1:30 – Western Dairies Tour of the facilities and view Processes
2:30 – Leave to head back to Belize
4:00 approximate arrival to Belize SJC Campus.
You are all invited to take part in this fun filled educational activity. As soon as I have an estimate of the cost I will let you know. After the visit you will be expected to write a short report, specific details will be posted later. This report, once submitted will qualify for a missing grade replacement or replacement of lowest grade. Please do not miss a good chance to boost those grades.
Note that Father Riverol is aware of this trip and it has been approved.
8:00 am Bus leaves SJC Campus - arrives at Spanish Lookout by tenish (hee-Hee)
10:00 – 11:00 drive around Spanish lookout and get the view of the place. Sightseeing.
11:00 -11:30 Quality Poultry – Gather information
11.:30 -1:30 Pizza house LUNCH oh Yea!!
1:30 – Western Dairies Tour of the facilities and view Processes
2:30 – Leave to head back to Belize
4:00 approximate arrival to Belize SJC Campus.
You are all invited to take part in this fun filled educational activity. As soon as I have an estimate of the cost I will let you know. After the visit you will be expected to write a short report, specific details will be posted later. This report, once submitted will qualify for a missing grade replacement or replacement of lowest grade. Please do not miss a good chance to boost those grades.
Note that Father Riverol is aware of this trip and it has been approved.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Wise Quotes and Sayings
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.
Guns don’t kill people — people do.
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The best things in life are not things.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.
Guns don’t kill people — people do.
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The best things in life are not things.
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